{"id":7,"date":"2026-08-17T19:49:07","date_gmt":"2026-08-17T19:49:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/enshirtified.com\/?page_id=7"},"modified":"2026-08-17T20:23:08","modified_gmt":"2026-08-17T20:23:08","slug":"merch","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/enshirtified.com\/","title":{"rendered":"Merch"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/enshirtified.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/hero-1.png\" alt=\"Enshirtified merch hero banner\" class=\"wp-image-13\" srcset=\"https:\/\/enshirtified.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/hero-1.png 1024w, https:\/\/enshirtified.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/hero-1-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/enshirtified.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/hero-1-768x432.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">Merch that fights back<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">This shop supports <strong>enshitified.com<\/strong> \u2013 the running record of how our favorite platforms are being ruined. Wear the diagnosis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Every shirt, sticker, and print helps keep the research going \u2013 and helps fund the fight against the rot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">Where the money goes<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/enshirtified.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/eff-badge.png\" alt=\"All proceeds to EFF\" class=\"wp-image-9\" style=\"width:280px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/enshirtified.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/eff-badge.png 1024w, https:\/\/enshirtified.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/eff-badge-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/enshirtified.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/eff-badge-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/enshirtified.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/eff-badge-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>All proceeds after expenses go to the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF).<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">EFF.org is on the front line of the fight against enshittification \u2013 defending digital rights, privacy, and free expression against the companies that would rather lock us in than serve us. <a href=\"https:\/\/eff.org\">Learn more about their work.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">The collection<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">New drops coming soon \u2013 shirts, stickers, and more. <a href=\"https:\/\/enshitified.com\">Browse the archive<\/a> to see what we&#8217;re railing against.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merch that fights back This shop supports enshitified.com \u2013 the running record of how our favorite platforms are being ruined. Wear the diagnosis. Every shirt, sticker, and print helps keep the research going \u2013 and helps fund the fight against the rot. Where the money goes All proceeds after expenses go to the Electronic Frontier [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-7","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/enshirtified.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/enshirtified.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/enshirtified.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enshirtified.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/enshirtified.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14,"href":"https:\/\/enshirtified.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7\/revisions\/14"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/enshirtified.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}